Everything in life happens with a reason. It is not just a mere coincidence when U are in some sort of a situation or an event that u didn't expect it to come. That is why most people say “Life is full of mysteries.” Could it be that our daily lives is constantly evolving? Or maybe it is just another cycle that keeps on repeating itself? No one knows why these things happen in the first place. There comes a time when you are really happy on the events as they unfold before eyes, but before u know it , on a sudden blink, there is a big gun right in front of your head with its trigger ready to be pulled.
Wait! Do I sound serious? I think so. Naaah…….! Don’t mind those things written on the top. It is just for formality’s sake. I have to catch some readers u know! By the way I’m Juan Pablo De Montoya De san Jose Y Patricio, in short Eric. My friends call me Eric Dude, Eric the Handsome or Eric the Macho Man. But u can call me by my real name….. Ericka… Uhmnnn…Sorry folks we are having some technical problems. My watch is not working fine. I thought it was already midnight. Do u know at this point in time, there is a young beautiful lady already fast asleep … she is just 2 meters away from me. No! It is not what u think It is! I am a good boy! She is a nice friend of mine. I respect her in everything she is. I have all my outmost respect towards her. Somebody’s going to kill me if they find out about this! I would like to say some personal message…”Hey, u know who u r. If for some twist of bad luck u have a copy of this book im writing. Everything written in this book is just fiction. It did not really happen. I repeat it did not really happen. It is fiction…! I never tried it at home. ”
Before I start my story. I would like first to recommend the book “Catcher in the Rye”. I had read this book way back in high school. And it was one of my inspirations for making my own. Go Holden! Ur the man!
Caution! I am not recommending my book to English Grammar Teachers and to those people who are well and good at their English language. Though I came form an American accent speaking school who is very well known in our place for its “Englis speking studints and titsers. ” With great dismay, my English is still the same.
Ok… speaking of high school… I would like to tell a story that I’ve heard back then. Here it goes… One day, I was walking down the street singing DO-WA/DI-DI/DI-DI/DUM/DI-DI/DO. My friend asked me if I could configure his new computer so that it could browse the internet. I said “Sure! Why not.” So we went to his house to fix his computer. After doing so, with all those mouse clicks and typing. I tried experimenting with it by logging to the best search engine in the world… Yahoo! The experiment was successful! After that I was preparing for the computer to turn it off. As I was about to click the SHUT DOWN button. This good friend of mine tossed my hand away form the mouse. “Wait! There is something else I need to see.” He typed a website at the address bar. And now I know! He is logging in at the best search engine in the universe! BANG BUS! With an unquestionable smile in our faces, we searched for the best video of the day and then we clicked “PLAY”. Note: for those people who doesn’t know anything about BANGBUS.COM. You are missing the best part of your lives!
As the video is buffering itself, as usual, we wait. What do u expect from a dial-up connection! It begins with a 0.00001% complete…0.001% complete… 0.01%...1%. as our mucous membranes tearing down form our noses we continued to wait for the real awakening …15%...25%... we watched in increasing gladness as we stare at the red line slowly moving across the screen…30%...40…50% Damn! Its half way there! Then, suddenly my friend’s grandma called. ”Wait a minute.” He replied…55%...60% “Go baby go!” I cried out loud…65…70%... “You get up here! You good for nothing nothing kid!” yells his grandma again. With great disappointment, he stood-up and said. “I’ll go and get first my grandma’s milk.” So, he went upstairs. After a few “days”. He returned. “Is it done? “.”Nope. “I replied. 95%...99% completed… And then… Waaah! The Manila Electric Corporation has done it again! BLACK-OUT!
I can’t believe it… we are almost there… Oh dearest computer, what had they done to you? Your monitor has turned dark… All your light bulbs are frozen… Why?! Why had u let us down!1 WAAAAH!
This real good friend of mine gave me a loving pat at my back and said… “Come, let us go upstairs and have some snack.” I stood-up very slowly and said “O.k.” We went up together, We grabbed something to eat and sat beside his grandmother. “Yoh! Granny! What’s-up! Anything new? Have you got any story there to tell us?” I said that out of boredom. “As a matter of fact, I have. Have you ever heard of the legendary elementals?” “Wait grandma, not that one again! There are 4 Elementals… BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!” “Woah there, real good friend of mine. Let ur Granny do the talking. Please continue… ”
